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A mother and her daughter are driving through the country when they pass a stallion standing on the side of the road very obviously demonstrating that he is truly a stud. The daughter sees this and asks, "Mom? What's that hanging down from that horse?"

Mom shrugs and replies, "It's nothing, dear."

A week later, the daughter is riding with her father when they past the same stallion in the same condition. The daughter asks, "Dad? What's that hanging down from that horse?"

"Why, that would be the horse's penis," says Dad.

"Hm, when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing."

Dad shrugs, smiles, and replies, "I know, dear. That's because your Mom is spoiled."

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Little Johnny is attending the first day of his school’s sex education class.

The teacher draws a penis on the blackboard and asks: “Who can tell me what this is?”

Of course, Johnny raises his hand and says: “It’s a penis; my daddy has two of them”

Incredulously, the teacher asks, “Two of them?”

“Yeah,” replies Johnny, “a little one he pees with, and a big one he brushes my babysitter’s teeth with.”

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