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The Pope dies and stands before the Gates of Heaven...

He knocks, and St. Peter opens the Gate.

St.Peter: "Yes?? How can I help you??"

Pope: "I wanna speak with God."

St.Peter: "And you are ???"

Pope frustrated: "I'm the Pope!!!"

St. Peter: "Doesn't ring a bell."

Pope very angry: "I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH GOD!!!"

St.Peter closes the Gate and goes to God.

St.Peter: "My Lord, there is someone who wants to talk with you."

God: "Who?"

St.Peter: "He calls himself the Pope."

God: "Who is that supposed to be?"

St.Peter: "I don't know, what should we do with him??"

God: "Let Jesus talk with him, he spent some time down there."

Jesus goes to the Pope.

A few minutes later, Jesus returns laughing like there is no tomorrow.

God: "What's so funny, son??"

Jesus: "Father, you won't believe this, but that Fishing Club I founded 2000 years ago still exists!!!"

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp376n7k0g9o

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https://news.met.police.uk/news/met-operation-uncovers-uks-biggest-ever-stash-of-stolen-tools-505559

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Gigantyczna strzykwa Thelenota anax żywi się piaskiem i materią organiczną, a na zdjęciu widać, jak uwalnia przetworzone substancje z powrotem na dno morza.

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Photo Credit: Kriti Walia

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